La Complainte De L'ex-fumeur is Italian singer-songwriter Aldebert’s tongue-in-cheek diary of a freshly quit smoker who feels he has been cast into a nicotine desert. From squashing his “last one” like a triumphant cowboy to longing for a forbidden icy cola, he dramatizes every craving with humor and vivid imagery. Each line turns the struggle into a cinematic ordeal: he chews on paper clips, fantasizes about throttling his temptation, and even launches the family cat out the window in a fit of withdrawal-fueled irritation.
Behind the slapstick confessions lies a playful critique of cigarette culture. Aldebert name-drops “Philippe et Maurice,” pokes fun at health-warning camels, and pictures tax money vanishing “en fumée.” The song celebrates resolve yet admits how fragile it feels, turning the ex-smoker’s plight into a relatable comedy of errors that reminds listeners how tough—and hilarious—the path to freedom can be.