Again it sneaks up from behind
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And it asks me if it can help
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It flatters me with plush and velvet
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And says "Just look at yourself"
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The feeling's out of the box
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And it looks dazzling again
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And life becomes a department store
I'll keep it on right away
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Ages come and go
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I've tried them on more than once
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Here too tight, there too strict
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Somewhere it pinches me
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Too bizarre, not my style
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The feeling doesn't suit me
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The feeling sneaks up on me again
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Quietly asks me what I really want
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And then it April-fools me and says
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The feeling's like the latest craze
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As soon as it disappears and passes by
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You laugh at it and think
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"Oh, how dumb I was"
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Ages come and go
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I've tried them on more than once
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Here too tight, there too strict
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Too bizarre, not my style
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The feeling doesn't suit me
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The feeling's out of the box
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And it already knocks my socks off
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But life isn't a department store 'cause it takes nothing back
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Ages come and go
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I've tried them on more than once
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Here too tight, there too strict
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Somewhere it pinches me
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Too bizarre, not my style
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The feeling doesn't suit me