Thanks for breaking my heart and for leaving first
Well the blindfold fell off and now I see that you
You're never gonna love me like I love you
For proving that the 'I saw you first' rule doesn't apply
Because you didn't give a damn and brought in a third, and now I
Live on bottles of booze and fake 'I love yous'
A total expert at breaking hearts
You drink tequila and make bad decisions
And it's not my fault that Cupid hates you
In love you're a total bandit
Today I'm an expert at breaking hearts
But don't judge, I've got my reasons
I steal the pieces I can get
To see if that way I can fix mine
So it won't want to go back to you
And sometimes I start to think
How can a broken heart be healed?
By breaking more hearts?
Or by healing your own heart?
Guess we'll have to f*ck around and find out
A total expert at breaking hearts
You drink tequila and make bad decisions
And it's not my fault that Cupid hates you
In love you're a total bandit
Today I'm an expert at breaking hearts
But don't judge, I've got my reasons
I steal the pieces I can get
To see if that way I can fix mine
So it won't want to go back to you
So it won't want to go back to you