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At the station bar, haggard Igor's wasted
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He barely stops drinking
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Because his Katia, his pretty Katia
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That grand duke with his tricks
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His schemes, his White-Russian ruses
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dead drunk at the counter
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A White Russian who's black
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What a weird twist, they laugh
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the bawdy revelers in the bar
because Igor's still asleep there
A marvel, a vermilion alarm clock
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pours advice into him
You're cuckolded, what're you waiting for
Get wasted, you're cuckolded
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Just gotta, just gotta get smashed
and leave your neighborhood
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Take off your cap and swap
that they've picked at so much
and quit your neighborhood
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were teasing a naughty cocker
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and gaunt coquettes
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cackled and chattered and criticized
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a whole heap of platform tickets
In the morning what a wake-up
Damn, what an alarm clock
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cries the White Russian in fear
That's one heck of a ring