With their depressed feet
Look how they get up with rubbery legs
Look how they squeeze their lip
Look at the chubby girl sucking in her belly
Going down to the bottom, deep, real deep
With a round movement
A bit of tequila with salt
To stimulate the spinal column
And wake up all the organs of your body
Let's resurrect the dead ones
The ones that never dance, that stay cornered
Without getting up, with their balls stuck to their blessed thigh
The ones that smell like old man's p*ss
Those are the ones that I resurrect
And give them back their appetite
With a little bit of pornography
Babe, you are pure geometry
You have the pudding the way I like it
Stretched, with stretch marks
Showing half of the salami
Here I bring you some gandinga juice
D*mn, stomp 'cause you ain't a gringa
I shake you like a sneeze
I make you puke your breakfast
I teach you my manly language
And with it I vaccinate you
With their depressed feet
Look how they get up with rubbery legs
Look how they squeeze their lip
Look at the chubby girl sucking in her belly
Going down to the bottom, deep, real deep
At the old ladies I shoot them with my womanizing rhetoric
With a little bit of Greek philosophy
So that their loose skin lets go
And they start to sting like bees
Then we dance with the shadow
Here we dance in the mud
Let's slide those feet like in tango
To show all the fried goodies
That the gang is coming around
To fill their eyes with your burundanga
Ay caramba, you're gonna kill me with an asthma attack
You're gonna kill me like the ghosts do
From a scare, with all that scramble shaking
I reach all the way to Cuzco
I reach all the way to Peru
You, you, you, but only you, you
You keep me chubby and well taken care of
Really, really badly spoiled
She cooks for me and I cook for her
A peacock like the pilgrims
She has me spinning like a whirlwind
Side to side like penguins
You're a fantasy, you're a myth
Like Snow White and the seven dwarfs
With that little wiggle, my little balls
Feel like giving birth to about thirteen baby goats
With their depressed feet
Look how they get up with rubbery legs
Look how they squeeze their lip
Look at the chubby girl sucking in her belly
Going down to the bottom, deep, real deep
With a round movement
Bernet, blow that bagpipe, it's hot
Come on Colombia, come on Puerto Rico
Henry, seduce them with the accordion
Hey Visitante, so that they believe you
Hit it hard, kid, hit it hard
Hit it hard, kid, hit it hard
Go, Calle 13 man, Calle 13