Get ready for a breakup anthem that comes wrapped in glitter and sarcasm. In “Mierda Seca” (which cheekily translates to “dry poop”), Cariño fires off a stream of playful insults at a boy who is clearly bad news: he hates pop, he only likes church and quiet strolls, and he treats her terribly—yet the very sight of him still makes her skirt lift. The track’s bubbly melody clashes with its sharp-tongued lyrics, turning self-mockery into a catchy sing-along.
Beneath the humor lies a painfully relatable story about craving someone who is wrong for you. Cariño compares the guy to mazapán—a sweet you keep eating even when you’re already stuffed—showing how temptation can override common sense. By laying out every contradiction (she dreams of teaching yoga in the Bahamas but would end up teaching boxing beside him), the song highlights the push-and-pull of a toxic romance and ultimately hints that belting your truth is the first step toward letting go.