If in the land of the Croats
The whole crowd is trading blows
If in Somalia they're dying like rats
If in Spain unemployment's rise
Is already hitting the third million
And if the countryside is going to sh*t
And power reeks of corruption
Relax, don't get nervous, relax
Relax, buddy, in your armchair
Relax, buddy, in your armchair
If today AIDS is a close cousin
That makes love very doubtful
If the draft screws everyone
And refusal is a crime
If in Latin America they kill
The natives without compassion
If the Amazon kicks the bucket
And if pollution increases
Relax, don't get nervous, relax
Relax, buddy, in your armchair
Relax, buddy, in your armchair
If studying's worth little
When you're looking for a job
If bars get closed early
Because we have to be 'europedos'
If to rent a house
You have to pawn a kidney
If there're no parks or bike lanes
And there's only pollution
Relax, don't get nervous, relax
Relax, buddy, in your armchair
Relax, buddy, in your armchair
Relax, don't get nervous, relax
Relax, buddy, in your armchair
Relax, buddy, in your armchair
Relax, don't get nervous, relax
Relax, buddy, in your armchair
Relax, buddy, in your armchair
Relax, buddy, in your armchair