If in the land of the Croats
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The whole crowd is trading blows
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If in Somalia they're dying like rats
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If in Spain unemployment's rise
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Is already hitting the third million
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And if the countryside is going to sh*t
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And power reeks of corruption
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Relax, don't get nervous, relax
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Relax, buddy, in your armchair
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Relax, buddy, in your armchair
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If today AIDS is a close cousin
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That makes love very doubtful
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If the draft screws everyone
If in Latin America they kill
The natives without compassion
If the Amazon kicks the bucket
And if pollution increases
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Relax, don't get nervous, relax
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Relax, buddy, in your armchair
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Relax, buddy, in your armchair
If studying's worth little
When you're looking for a job
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If bars get closed early
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Because we have to be 'europedos'
You have to pawn a kidney
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If there're no parks or bike lanes
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And there's only pollution
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Relax, don't get nervous, relax
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Relax, buddy, in your armchair
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Relax, buddy, in your armchair
_____
Relax, don't get nervous, relax
_____
Relax, buddy, in your armchair
_____
Relax, buddy, in your armchair
_____
Relax, don't get nervous, relax
_____
Relax, buddy, in your armchair
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Relax, buddy, in your armchair
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Relax, buddy, in your armchair