Whenever I wake up in the morning, I look for cheese
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I drink my coffee and mom gives me a kiss
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But this morning I didn't find it, somebody ate it
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If I catch the b*stard, he'll become shark food
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I'm gonna make him walk the plank
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I'm gonna make him walk the plank
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I found out the b*stard was a rodent
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He left his sh*t tracks all over the floor
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I'll chase him down, he'll feel a lot of pain
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I'll make him lick my boots
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I'm gonna make him walk the plank
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I'm gonna make him walk the plank
I threw the stick at the rat
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By the scream the rat let out
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Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow
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Sit on daddy's lap
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Jerry, don't do that again
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And caress your kidney
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I'm gonna make him walk the plank
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I'm gonna make him walk the plank