LEARN LYRICS

Hello!
Girls, I can explain!
Are you princesses?
I am too!
Wait! What?
Yes! Princess Vanellope Von Schweetz
From... Sugar Rush Von Schweetzes
I'm sure you know it
Otherwise it'd be a shame for you
What kind of princess are you?
Kind?
Got magic hair?
No!
Magic hands?
No!
Do animals talk to you?
No!
Were you poisoned?
No!
Cursed?
No!
Kidnapped or enslaved?
No!
Are you okay?
Want me to call the cops?
So you made a deal with a sea witch
Who kept your voice
In exchange for some human legs?
No!
Who'd do something like that?
Have you had true love's kiss?
Ugh.. bleh!
Problems with your dad?
I don't even have a mom
Neither do we!
And now, the big question
Everybody thinks
That all your problems are solved
Just because a big strong man shows up?
Yes!
What's up with them?
She's a princess!