LYRICS GAME

The beer in this bar doesn't taste good to me anymore

I'd rather not come here at all anymore

Besides, I know, and not just since today

I know the wrong people here

One guy sits here every night

Never has a penny in his pocket

Then he asks everyone, that's his trick

For a dime, and he's got his beer

With the girls he goes about it the same way

Pats a butt here

Gives a little kiss there

Bites an ear there

A bit of everything

If that's still not enough, he makes the rounds again

And lands himself many a happy hour that way

The beer in this bar doesn't taste good to me anymore

I'd rather not come here at all anymore

Besides, I know, and not just since today

I know the wrong people here

Just as often another one walks in

He's got only three hairs left

And he winds them round his head

Five times or more

Because he thinks he's still too young to be bald

With the girls he starts the same way

He claims that's how he reels in the young chicks

And firmly believes it

Only that way, around his finger

Why shouldn't it be true

You never know

Even the clammiest hand will find a knee sometime

The beer in this bar doesn't taste good to me anymore

I'd rather not come here at all anymore

Besides, I know, and not just since today

I know the wrong people here

I barely show up here myself anymore

I prefer to drink my beer at home

I sit there working on myself

Even my neighbors think that's nice

I don't talk to the girls here anymore anyway

I'd rather stick to just one

She's got character but sadly crooked legs

But everything can be fixed, and it won't be on me

If you know what you want, you can straighten it out

The beer in this bar doesn't taste good to me anymore

I'd rather not come here at all anymore

Besides, I know, and not just since today

I know the wrong people here