LYRICS GAME

I beg your pardon

But I don't follow etiquette

Cause at dinner I always have to hold an iPhone

Chiara Ferragni's dog and a Vuitton bow tie

And a collar with more glitter than an Elton John jacket

Salvini wrote a post on his blog

He says if morning's got gold in its mouth it must be a Rom

I'm addicted to saving 'cause at dinner I do

A little Groupon therapy

And then, you know, there's no

Sense in this time that doesn't give

Proper weight to what we're living

Every memory's more important to share

Than to live it

I'd like to but I don't post

And yet another summer will come

And we'll buy another exam at the university

And then a dive into the sea

National pop

The urge to sing sure won't leave us

And how will the kids take us seriously

With the proof we've left on Facebook over the years

Dad totally wasted every weekend

And Mom throwing her bra at every concert

That we blew a fortune

Crazy for fashion, Armani

The iPhone has replaced a body part

So there's a contest over who's got the biggest

She was born in 2000 and told you '98

And that she turns eighteen in August

While you look at those selfies she secretly sends you

And you think, sadly, I'd like to but I don't post

And if she hits you with a virus

Just get yourself Norton

All this surfing without finding a port

All this fuss to shoot sunset photos

Yet on a flat screen you can't see how deep it is

And then, you know, there's no

Sense in this time that doesn't give

Proper weight to what we're living

Every memory's more important to share

Than to live it

I'd like to but I don't post

And yet another summer will come

And we'll buy another exam at the university

And then a dive into the sea

National pop

The urge to sing sure won't leave us

When the thermometer turns red

How hot it gets

You strip your clothes off

You're a web star

Then you eat your ice cream

You make porn faces

You don't know how much I suffer

I'd like to but I don't post

And yet another summer will come

And we'll buy another exam at the university

And then a dive into the sea

National pop

The urge to sing sure won't leave us