To all the smarties, the megalos
The unlucky and the michtos
The unethical, the pathetic
In a symbolic ring
To all the droolers, all the chatterboxes
The cheeky, the prudes
The original, the placebo
We're all there in the photo
To the lovers, all the lovebirds
The tangled, the resourceful
All the sons-of-b*tches, the well-connected
All the sh*theads, the p*ssed-off
The unserious, the unhelpful
The unlucky, the miserable
To all the crazies, all the jealous
The big dimwits, the legless
All those folks and their flaws
We're all there in the photo
And I gotta confess
Ain't what's best
And if in a burst of solidarity
We packed in a container
For those who have nothing
That we don't even play
That the one who waits for nothing
Picks this chorus up with us