My first was named Erik and I could've died for him
Until I found out he had four others
Then I met Fredrik, he was nice but always so high
He got busted then for smuggling coke from Denmark
So, I cried a bit but nothing more
Learned early on that if there's one, there are more
I feel no bitterness, no, just so you know
So I want to thank you for all the anxiety and bad make-outs
Thanks for all the times it went so wrong
I don't feel any regret 'cause they became songs
And more experiences that make me see
That even though we were probably never meant for each other
Even though it was mistakes that led me here
So I want to thank you for all the anxiety and bad make-outs
That I'm worth so much more
Andreas was so broken, lived in a treatment center
And I often wonder what happened to him
Then there's Tommy and I kind of had a hunch
So I wasn't shocked when he said he likes men
I feel no bitterness, no, just so you know
So I want to thank you for all the anxiety and bad make-outs
Thanks for all the times it went so wrong
I don't feel any regret 'cause they became songs
And more experiences that make me see
That even though we were probably never meant for each other
Even though it was mistakes that led me here
So I want to thank you for all the anxiety and bad make-outs
That I'm worth so much more
So I want to thank you for that
And thanks to Per in particular, you taught me everything I know now
About jealousy and infidelity, 'cause you were f*cking good at it
I hope you've matured, reflected, that you've grown
'Cause you were the worst of my exes
Even though we were probably never meant for each other
Even though it was mistakes that led me here
So I want to thank you for all the anxiety and bad make-outs
That I'm worth so much more