Every top-model type's number's in your phone
You've never been turned down except the one with presents
Wouldn't even be surprised if you suddenly became president
Cause everybody carries you, son of a b*tch, on their hands no questions asked
And you know how it works with taxes and finance
You've got shares in every successful company
You get everything handed to you, you nail everything
You're never torn at Christmas 'cause your parents are still together
Groomed and wrinkle-free, a winner in the gene lottery
And I drew the wrong ticket, always pull blanks, c'est la vie
Tell me, what did you do to deserve that?
What did you do to deserve that?
And I think I hate you, your hair, your charm
Your fat, fat ride and the way you park it
I hate you, why do you score so well with the girls at the bar?
Doesn't anyone notice everything you say is plastic?
Might be a bit drastic
Lobster tail and caviar vanish in a Colgate smile
75-hour job and on the side still saving whales
I'd love to break your nose even if it ain't worth it
Cause your daddy's a lawyer and your uncle's a surgeon
You've got a Bentley, got a boat, got your own pilot
And wherever you sit, everything drops into your lap
A face for VOGUE and a house in Saint-Tropez
Your heart's never been broken, says the last ECG
Groomed and wrinkle-free, a winner in the gene lottery
And I drew the wrong ticket, always pull blanks, c'est la vie
Tell me, what did you do to deserve that?
What did you do to deserve that?
And I think I hate you, your hair, your charm
Your fat, fat ride and the way you park it
I hate you, why do you score so well with the girls at the bar?
Doesn't anyone notice everything you say is plastic?
Might be a bit drastic
And I think I hate you, your hair, your charm
Your fat, fat ride and the way you—
I hate you, why do you score so well with the girls at the bar?
Doesn't anyone notice everything you say is plastic?
Might be a bit drastic
And I think I hate you, your hair, your charm
Your fat, fat ride and the way you park it
I hate you, why do you score so well with the girls at the bar?
Doesn't anyone notice everything you say is plastic?
Might be a bit drastic