Every top-model type's number's in your phone
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You've never been turned down except the one with presents
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Wouldn't even be surprised if you suddenly became president
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Cause everybody carries you, son of a b*tch, on their hands no questions asked
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And you know how it works with taxes and finance
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You've got shares in every successful company
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You get everything handed to you, you nail everything
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You're never torn at Christmas 'cause your parents are still together
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Groomed and wrinkle-free, a winner in the gene lottery
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And I drew the wrong ticket, always pull blanks, c'est la vie
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Tell me, what did you do to deserve that?
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What did you do to deserve that?
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And I think I hate you, your hair, your charm
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Your fat, fat ride and the way you park it
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I hate you, why do you score so well with the girls at the bar?
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Doesn't anyone notice everything you say is plastic?
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Might be a bit drastic
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Lobster tail and caviar vanish in a Colgate smile
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75-hour job and on the side still saving whales
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I'd love to break your nose even if it ain't worth it
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Cause your daddy's a lawyer and your uncle's a surgeon
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You've got a Bentley, got a boat, got your own pilot
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And wherever you sit, everything drops into your lap
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A face for VOGUE and a house in Saint-Tropez
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Your heart's never been broken, says the last ECG
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Groomed and wrinkle-free, a winner in the gene lottery
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And I drew the wrong ticket, always pull blanks, c'est la vie
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Tell me, what did you do to deserve that?
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What did you do to deserve that?
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And I think I hate you, your hair, your charm
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Your fat, fat ride and the way you park it
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I hate you, why do you score so well with the girls at the bar?
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Doesn't anyone notice everything you say is plastic?
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Might be a bit drastic
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And I think I hate you, your hair, your charm
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Your fat, fat ride and the way you—
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I hate you, why do you score so well with the girls at the bar?
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Doesn't anyone notice everything you say is plastic?
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I think I hate you
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Might be a bit drastic
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And I think I hate you, your hair, your charm
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Your fat, fat ride and the way you park it
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I hate you, why do you score so well with the girls at the bar?
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Doesn't anyone notice everything you say is plastic?
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I think I hate you
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Might be a bit drastic