Grab your helmet, young Spartan, because this tongue-in-cheek anthem catapults you straight into the chaotic legend of Ares, Greek god of war. Pascu y Rodri sprint through his greatest hits: forged by Zeus without a drop of tenderness, Ares charges into battle with a colossal spear and an even bigger ego. He falls head over heels for his own aunt, the irresistible Aphrodite, totally ignoring the fact she is married to the crafty smith Hephaestus. When the lovers are exposed in an unbreakable net, Ares does what he does best: escapes, thanks to speedy Hermes, then goes looking for the next fight.
From being bottled inside a giant jar, to spearing anyone who threatens his daughter, to standing trial on the Areopagus where he walks away scot-free, the song paints Ares as both unstoppable and hilariously accident-prone. Even his defeat at Troy cannot dent his reputation; Rome simply rebrands him Mars and keeps the celebration roaring. This fast-paced track turns ancient myth into a head-banging history lesson packed with epic battles, messy love affairs, and gym-worthy pectorals.