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What's up? Which movie do you wanna see?
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Dunno, I wanted to see that Woody Allen one, you know?
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No, it's Woody Allen, his name's Woody Allen
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Yeah, but in Brazil it's Woody Allen, I was gonna tell you that
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Yeah, except he's American, he was born in Brooklyn
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And there where he works in Hollywood it's pronounced Woody Allen
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Right, because names don't get translated
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Of course they do, for example that actor you love
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De Niro? Or Marlon Brandon?
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Yeah, like De Niro, Marlon Brandon, Harry Potter
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It's Harry Potter, OK? Because he's British
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And I know that 'cause I studied, right? British
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Got it, but this car here in Brazil is the
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Ford, a Ford Fusion Hybrid
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Sh I dunno why I even said that
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Then let's watch a Brazilian movie, so we don't have this problem
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That'd be better, I'm dying to see that Regina Casé movie
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I was at the museum and I saw a Van Gogh painting
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Van Gogh, the one with the sunflowers
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Well, in Dutch it's Van Gogh
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And, just like the dictator Mao Tse-Tung
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In Chinese it's Mao Tse-Tung
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And like, it's really good because just like in Bethânia's song
Bethânia's Brazilian, dude
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Yeah but she's from Bahia, so it's pronounced Bethânia
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And Bethânia, she has a, a heart