So guys, you know it just as well as I do
Sales numbers are in the basement
There are no big TV appearances
What we need now is 'The Song'
What's 'The Song' gonna be about?
Yeah, this is the intro to 'The Song'
We start all sentimental, with AutoTune
This is the chorus, the melody's total trash
But after one listen you'll never get it out of your head
This is the chorus, I'm singing some random crap
But that doesn't matter, 'cause nobody cares about the lyrics
This is the chorus, the melody's total trash
But after one listen you'll never get it out of your head
This is the chorus, I'm singing some random crap
But that doesn't matter, 'cause nobody cares about the lyrics
This is the latest tech!
And it looks freakin' real!
This is the first verse, I just sing whatever
'Cause the song has no topic at all
And I bet you still haven't even noticed yet
That the lines don't rhyme at all
I could make a song that really changes something
Against social-media craze, Nazis or bankers
But I write dumb lines and show some dancers in the video
'Cause the song is only about itself, like influencers
And if I need more lyrics, I'll just repeat something
This is the chorus, the melody's total trash
But after one listen you'll never get it out of your head
This is the chorus, I'm singing some random crap
But that doesn't matter, 'cause nobody cares about the lyrics
totally unexpected the beat changes
Second verse and the voice is deep
Say something smart, nah, forget it
It doesn't need to make sense, Alaska
Profitable, like when you traffic weapons
Who still writes a song? That's math
In the video you see the drone flying
And we're standing on a roof just 'cause it looks cool
The voice sweet again, back to the old beat
And you cheer like a kid at the nice melody
Formulaic, always the same, what else are we known for?
This song changes nothing, except my bank balance
And companies can see the song as a job application
Kalashnikov and Bundeswehr, your ad could be right here!
This is the chorus, the melody's total trash
But after one listen you'll never get it out of your head
This is the chorus, I'm singing some random crap
But that doesn't matter, 'cause nobody cares about the lyrics
That's not how it works. What you need is a star
A real star who shines, who has charisma
In the end everyone shines
Now look what I got
You need a feature. That's what the song can handle
I like to help the colleagues, depends on the pay though
Every idiot out there knows that band
I'm a fan of their stuff too
Ha! Kraftklub! I've always wanted to do something with them
Uh, but we are SD
This is the chorus, the melody's total trash
But after one listen you'll never get it out of your head
This is the chorus, I'm singing some random crap
But that doesn't matter, 'cause nobody cares about the lyrics
And to finish, the choir
Not just any choir, the children's choir
Everybody loves kids! More epic!
I gotta go, off to the chatter meeting: Minds-App. Thanks
This is the chorus, the melody's total trash