You dumped him for a Prince Charming
Tall, ripped, big German ride
Cultured, rich and elegant
He had the pedigree of a super lover
He had everything the other didn't
You did everything so one day he'd put a ring on your finger
But as soon as he got his first night
He left like a ninja
He left like a ninja
He left like a ninja
He left like a ninja
You dumped her for a Latina
Tall brunette built like a Rihanna
Tight dress, Zumba teacher
In bed she made you think you were 20
She had everything the other didn't
You did everything so one day you'd put a ring on her finger
But as soon as she emptied your VISA
She left like a ninja
She left like a ninja
She left like a ninja
She left like a ninja
In life nothing's perfect
In love nothing's perfect
You send all your regrets to your ex hoping to see him again
Your message stayed on read one night
Five nights, ten nights 'cause
He left like a ninja
He left like a ninja
He left like a ninja
He left like a ninja