You dumped him for a Prince Charming
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Tall, ripped, big German ride
Cultured, rich and elegant
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He had the pedigree of a super lover
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He had everything the other didn't
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You did everything so one day he'd put a ring on your finger
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But as soon as he got his first night
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He left like a ninja
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He left like a ninja
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He left like a ninja
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He left like a ninja
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You dumped her for a Latina
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Tall brunette built like a Rihanna
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Tight dress, Zumba teacher
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In bed she made you think you were 20
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She had everything the other didn't
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You did everything so one day you'd put a ring on her finger
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But as soon as she emptied your VISA
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She left like a ninja
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She left like a ninja
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She left like a ninja
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She left like a ninja
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In life nothing's perfect
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In love nothing's perfect
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You send all your regrets to your ex hoping to see him again
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Your message stayed on read one night
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Five nights, ten nights 'cause
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He left like a ninja
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He left like a ninja
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He left like a ninja
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He left like a ninja