Schatz, Du Arschloch! is a razor-sharp anti-love song that flips the classic romantic ballad on its head. Weekend addresses his girlfriend with sugary pet names while cataloging every outrageous thing she does: smashing his nose, insulting his friends, policing his conversations, and force-feeding him endless episodes of Grey’s Anatomy. The playful rhymes and punchy humor keep the song light on the surface, yet every joke hints at a much darker reality.
Beneath the laughs lies a portrait of a toxic, abusive relationship where fear and manipulation rule. The narrator’s sarcasm disguises genuine terror, revealing how easily violence can hide behind “terms of endearment.” By mixing comedy with discomfort, Weekend invites listeners to chuckle, wince, and ultimately question why anyone would stay in such chaos. It is a catchy, clever reminder that not every “love song” is about love at all.