“Essa É Pra Você” feels like a spicy stand-up routine set to music. In less than three minutes, the singer unleashes a hilariously brutal breakup monologue aimed at Gregório, one of the faces of the comedy troupe Porta dos Fundos. Line after line, she lists everything she detests—his beard, his green shirt, even his smell—building a caricature of a relationship long dead for her yet absurdly alive in his mind. Her sarcasm peaks when she confesses that every time he steps out to film a sketch, she sleeps with the doorman (sometimes not even theirs), and she caps the roast by claiming any incriminating moment was just her nonexistent twin sister.
Behind the comedic exaggeration lies a very real theme: the importance of honesty and the comedic tragedy of one-sided love. The song doubles as a theatrical breakup letter and a playful jab at clueless partners who ignore every red flag. With its mix of dark humor, punchy Portuguese slang, and hyperbole, “Essa É Pra Você” turns heartbreak into a skit, reminding listeners that sometimes the only way to end a doomed romance is with a ruthless—but catchy—punchline.