This relationship ended a long time ago
And only you didn't notice
I can't stand you anymore
Right now, looking at you, reflux hit me
But it's gone down already
I'm grossed out by your beard, that green shirt of yours
And when you go shoot a Porta dos Fundos video
I f*ck the doorman, and not always the one from our building
Because sometimes he's on his lunch break
And there's no point looking to the side
Because there's nobody else here in this room
If there's one thing I hate about you
It's when you play dumb
Like yesterday, I made out with a guy right in front of you
And said it was my twin sister
You know damn well I'm an only child
And if you ask me if it's for you
I'll deny it and say it has nothing to do with you