Afrodita is a high-energy, tongue-in-cheek crash course in Greek mythology that swaps dusty textbooks for electric guitar riffs and meme-worthy one-liners. Pascu y Rodri open their story with the dramatic (and slightly gory) birth of the goddess: Cronos chops off Uranus’s “family jewels,” they splash into the sea, foam bubbles up, and out steps the radiant Aphrodite, goddess of love and beauty. From her dove-drawn chariot to the swarm of mischievous baby Cupids that follow her, the song paints her as the ultimate influencer of ancient Greece—so gorgeous that practically everyone falls head over heels the moment she appears.
The lyrics then race through Aphrodite’s most notorious myths at break-neck speed. We hear about her steamy affair with Ares even though she is technically married to the unlucky blacksmith god. We witness the infamous Golden Apple episode, where Paris of Troy crowns her “the fairest,” sparking the Trojan War just so he can elope with Helen. Finally, the track touches on her tragic romance with Adonis—found as a baby inside a tree, grown into a heart-throb, and fatally gored by a boar—before bouncing back to the eternal party vibe that defines Aphrodite’s legend. Combining humor, pop-culture slang, and rapid-fire storytelling, “Afrodita” turns century-old myths into a modern sing-along about love, vanity, and the larger-than-life drama of the gods.