Imagine a flamboyant god of light with shampoo-commercial hair, dreamy flower crowns and zero interest in fights. Baldur is the sweetheart of Asgard, so adored that his worried father Odin makes every creature in the universe promise never to hurt him. Everyone agrees… except one humble plant. Cue the mischief: crafty Loki spots the loophole, hands a mistletoe dart to the blind god Hödr, and—oops—our glowing hero drops dead.
From there the song turns Norse tragedy into a comic roller-coaster. The gods hold the most dramatic funeral ever, then march to the underworld to bargain with Hela. She will release Baldur only if every being cries for him. All seem ready to sob until one stubborn giantess refuses, sabotaging the rescue. Baldur stays in Hel, Loki gets chained for his prank, and the stage is set for Ragnarok, when Baldur and Hödr will finally return to rebuild a brighter world. The track packs this myth into fast-paced Spanish lyrics, cheeky humor, and head-banging energy—perfect for learning English while rocking out to Viking drama.