Grab your helmet, young Spartan, because this tongue-in-cheek anthem catapults you straight into the chaotic legend of Ares, Greek god of war. Pascu y Rodri sprint through his greatest hits: forged by Zeus without a drop of tenderness, Ares charges into battle with a colossal spear and an even bigger ego. He falls head over heels for his own aunt, the irresistible Aphrodite, totally ignoring the fact she is married to the crafty smith Hephaestus. When the lovers are exposed in an unbreakable net, Ares does what he does best: escapes, thanks to speedy Hermes, then goes looking for the next fight.
From being bottled inside a giant jar, to spearing anyone who threatens his daughter, to standing trial on the Areopagus where he walks away scot-free, the song paints Ares as both unstoppable and hilariously accident-prone. Even his defeat at Troy cannot dent his reputation; Rome simply rebrands him Mars and keeps the celebration roaring. This fast-paced track turns ancient myth into a head-banging history lesson packed with epic battles, messy love affairs, and gym-worthy pectorals.
¡Prepárate para un viaje épico y desternillante por la mitología griega! En Hades, Pascu y Rodri convierten la oscura leyenda del dios del Inframundo en una explosión de ritmo y humor. La letra resume a toda velocidad cómo Cronos devora a sus hijos para esquivar una profecía, cómo Zeus los rescata y, con ayuda de los cíclopes, entrega a Hades un casco de invisibilidad. Tras derrotar a su padre, los hermanos reparten el cosmos y Hades se queda con el reino subterráneo, donde presume de carro negro, un perro monstruoso y hasta barquero propio.
La canción también narra la famosa captura de Perséfone, sobrina y futura reina, y el enfado de su madre Deméter, origen mítico de las estaciones: seis meses de flores y seis de sequía. Entre chistes sobre cadenas, héroes como Heracles y tíos que quizá no te caigan bien, el tema recuerda que Hades no es tan malvado; simplemente cumple su trabajo… y probablemente sea tu tío. Con guitarras, coros pegadizos y guiños cómicos, este tema hace que aprender mitología griega sea tan divertido como corear su estribillo.
Afrodita is a high-energy, tongue-in-cheek crash course in Greek mythology that swaps dusty textbooks for electric guitar riffs and meme-worthy one-liners. Pascu y Rodri open their story with the dramatic (and slightly gory) birth of the goddess: Cronos chops off Uranus’s “family jewels,” they splash into the sea, foam bubbles up, and out steps the radiant Aphrodite, goddess of love and beauty. From her dove-drawn chariot to the swarm of mischievous baby Cupids that follow her, the song paints her as the ultimate influencer of ancient Greece—so gorgeous that practically everyone falls head over heels the moment she appears.
The lyrics then race through Aphrodite’s most notorious myths at break-neck speed. We hear about her steamy affair with Ares even though she is technically married to the unlucky blacksmith god. We witness the infamous Golden Apple episode, where Paris of Troy crowns her “the fairest,” sparking the Trojan War just so he can elope with Helen. Finally, the track touches on her tragic romance with Adonis—found as a baby inside a tree, grown into a heart-throb, and fatally gored by a boar—before bouncing back to the eternal party vibe that defines Aphrodite’s legend. Combining humor, pop-culture slang, and rapid-fire storytelling, “Afrodita” turns century-old myths into a modern sing-along about love, vanity, and the larger-than-life drama of the gods.
“Diosa Isis” is a whirlwind tour of ancient Egyptian mythology told with Pascu y Rodri’s signature humor and pop-culture flair. In barely three minutes they recount how the sky goddess Nut and the earth god Geb give birth to five divine siblings, then zoom in on the most brilliant of them all: Isis. The lyrics follow her dramatic love story with Osiris, his betrayal and dismemberment by the jealous Seth, and her daring quest to stitch Osiris back together so their son Horus can one day rule Egypt. Along the way Isis drags coffins through the Nile, hides to give birth, and even tricks the sun god Ra into handing over his power—proving she is equal parts devoted wife, protective mother, and unstoppable mastermind.
Behind the jokes and catchy chorus lies a surprisingly faithful summary of the myths: Isis becomes queen of the dead beside Osiris, Horus rises as the rightful pharaoh, and cosmic order is restored. The song turns what could be a dusty legend into a high-energy soap opera where gods gossip, siblings squabble, and a clever goddess outsmarts them all. Listen closely and you will not only tap your feet but also pick up the key beats of one of humanity’s oldest stories about love, loyalty, and the lengths we will go to protect our family.
ZEUS by Pascu y Rodri is a cheeky, high-energy recap of the most famous god of Greek mythology. The duo zooms through Zeus’s origin story: hidden as a baby so his Titan father would not swallow him, raised on goat’s milk in a secret cave, and finally handing Dad a potion that forces him to vomit up all the swallowed siblings. With his brothers Hades and Poseidon, Zeus carves up the universe, claims Mount Olympus as his throne, and instantly turns the place into a never-ending party.
The song then revels in Zeus’s legendary love life, listing his outrageous shape-shifting seductions: he appears as an eagle, golden rain, a swan, even a lifelong friend — all in the name of romance. No one is safe from his flirtations, not sisters, nieces, or unsuspecting mortals. Every shouted “¡Zeus!” in the chorus is both a warning and a punchline, reminding listeners that this larger-than-life deity cannot resist breaking the rules. Packed with humor, rapid-fire lyrics, and mythological gossip, the track makes ancient stories feel like today’s hottest tabloid headlines.
Get ready for a mythological roller-coaster! In “Deméter,” Pascu y Rodri turn the ancient Greek tale of the goddess of agriculture into a fast-paced musical comedy. The lyrics sprint through Demeter’s wild family drama: her father Cronos swallows her, her brother Zeus rescues her, she crushes the Titans, and she becomes the revered keeper of harvest, bread and closely guarded mysteries. Things get messy at a wedding when Demeter falls for her nephew Iasion. Zeus reacts with a lethal lightning bolt, then beds Demeter himself and spirits away their newborn daughter. The chaos escalates when Hades kidnaps that same daughter (Persephone), sending Demeter on a frantic, globe-trotting search that leaves the earth barren in her sorrow.
The song then spotlights Demeter’s furious strike: crops fail, mortals suffer, and even gods panic. Disguised, she babysits the sons of a mortal king, nearly makes one immortal by roasting him in a fireplace, and only quits when the family freaks out. Zeus finally negotiates: Persephone must spend each winter in the underworld with Hades, returning every spring to her mother. Demeter’s joy revives the fields and inspires grand Greek festivals in her honor, while she gifts agriculture to humankind. With rapid-fire humor and catchy riffs, Pascu y Rodri transform ancient tragedy into a cheeky anthem that explains nothing less than the changing seasons and the birth of farming celebrations across Greece.
Pascu y Rodri crank the volume and the comedy to retell the legends of Freyja, Norse goddess of love, beauty, fertility, and a touch of mischief. The lyrics zip through her mythic résumé: sun-gold hair, spellbinding magic, the flashy necklace Brísingamen that Loki can’t resist stealing, and a falcon-feather cloak that lets her soar across the Nine Realms. Along the way we get a seal-on-seal smackdown with Heimdall, cat-drawn chariots, boar-back rides, and the notorious moment when Thor cross-dresses as Freyja to trick the giant Thrym. It is all delivered with the duo’s trademark wit, turning ancient sagas into a sing-along storybook.
Beneath the playful beats, the song highlights Freyja’s power and independence: she decides who receives the fallen warriors, dominates the hearts of giants, and even survives Ragnarök to party another day. Freyja isn’t just a history lesson but a celebration of a goddess who mixes romance, warfare, and a good fiesta—all wrapped in Pascu y Rodri’s high-energy, tongue-in-cheek style.
Brace yourself for a mythological roller-coaster! In “Júpiter,” Spanish duo Pascu y Rodri squeeze centuries of Roman (and Greek) legends into a punchy pop summary of the king of the gods. The song opens with baby Jupiter hidden in a Cretan cave from his child-devouring dad Saturn, nursed by a goat and dreaming of revenge. Fast-forward: he spikes Saturn’s drink, frees his swallowed siblings, locks the tyrant in Tartarus, and carves up the universe with brothers Pluto and Neptune—keeping glamorous Mount Olympus for himself.
Crowned ruler, Jupiter turns Olympus into the galaxy’s messiest dating show. He woos and tricks his sister Juno into marriage, then shape-shifts nonstop to pursue mortals and immortals alike: an eagle here, a golden rain there, even a swan or someone’s lifelong friend. The lyrics rattle off these cheeky escapades, showing that no disguise is too wild and no family tree too sacred for the thunder god’s romantic conquests. Packed with humor, rapid-fire rhymes, and pop-culture winks, the track transforms ancient mythology into an irresistible, tabloid-style sing-along that teaches listeners the outrageous origins of the most flirtatious deity in the cosmos.
Imagine a flamboyant god of light with shampoo-commercial hair, dreamy flower crowns and zero interest in fights. Baldur is the sweetheart of Asgard, so adored that his worried father Odin makes every creature in the universe promise never to hurt him. Everyone agrees… except one humble plant. Cue the mischief: crafty Loki spots the loophole, hands a mistletoe dart to the blind god Hödr, and—oops—our glowing hero drops dead.
From there the song turns Norse tragedy into a comic roller-coaster. The gods hold the most dramatic funeral ever, then march to the underworld to bargain with Hela. She will release Baldur only if every being cries for him. All seem ready to sob until one stubborn giantess refuses, sabotaging the rescue. Baldur stays in Hel, Loki gets chained for his prank, and the stage is set for Ragnarok, when Baldur and Hödr will finally return to rebuild a brighter world. The track packs this myth into fast-paced Spanish lyrics, cheeky humor, and head-banging energy—perfect for learning English while rocking out to Viking drama.
Hestia turns Greek mythology into a cheeky, sing-along lesson. Pascu y Rodri introduce the often overlooked goddess as both the first Olympian born and the last freed from Cronus’s stomach, which makes her simultaneously the oldest and the youngest of the pantheon. The lyrics paint her as the ever-watchful flame in every hearth, a patron of kitchens, feasts and family peace who is perfectly willing to smash a face if that peace is threatened. Listeners zoom through her résumé: eternal virgin, keeper of the home fire, recipient of daily offerings, and the deity who flatly rejects marriage proposals from Poseidon and Apollo by swearing an oath before Zeus.
The song crams centuries of mythic gossip into three adrenaline-packed minutes. We meet her “squad” (Artemis and Athena), witness her eye-rolling at glamorous Aphrodite, and watch her escape the lecherous Priapus when a braying donkey ruins his ambush. There is even a wink at Rome’s founders, whose lineage links back to maidens Hestia once shielded. Wrapped in modern slang, comedic threats and kitchen disasters, the track reminds us that the quiet hearth goddess is actually central to every city, every celebration and every plate of food you might accidentally burn if you forget to honor her fiery spirit.
“Batman, La Leyenda” condenses decades of Dark Knight lore into one tongue-in-cheek whirlwind. Pascu y Rodri kick things off with the tragic spark of Bruce Wayne’s story—his parents’ murder—then race through his transformation into Gotham’s fear-inspiring protector. All the iconic ingredients appear: Alfred’s stalwart guidance, ruthless training sessions, and that endlessly expanding arsenal of Bat-everything that turns fear into a brand.
The song keeps piling on the fun, name-dropping Robins (some unlucky, some downright feral), a parade of villains escaping Arkham, and even multiverse surprises where Martha Wayne flips the script as the Joker. Amid rapid-fire jokes, the duo still spotlights Batman’s core mission: justice over vengeance. By the time Bane breaks his back, Superman gets roasted, and Catwoman strolls in for a wedding tease, listeners have sprinted through a playful yet faithful crash course on why the Caped Crusader remains a pop-culture titan.
Get ready for a wild sprint through Greek mythology! In this high-octane track, Pascu y Rodri recount the life of Artemisa, the fearless twin sister of Apolo. From the very moment she helps deliver her own brother, the song shows her staking a claim to freedom: she asks Zeus for nine wishes, trains with her bow and loyal hounds, and becomes the ultimate huntress with an army of admirers at her heels. The music’s fast tempo mirrors her unstoppable energy as she tricks would-be suitors, punishes anyone who mocks her mother, and fiercely defends her sacred forests.
Behind the humor and electric guitars lies a clear message: respect Artemisa or brace yourself for a curse. The lyrics jump through legendary episodes — the downfall of Queen Niobe, the twin massacre of insolent giants, and the tragic transformation of her betrayed friend Callisto into a bear that Zeus later turns into a constellation. Every verse reminds us that Artemisa stands for independence, loyalty, and swift justice. If you dare enter her domain, keep your hands to yourself or you might end up on the wrong side of her arrows… and her catchy chorus of maldiciones!
Gilgamesh by Pascu y Rodri is a lightning-fast, tongue-in-cheek retelling of the world’s oldest epic. The lyrics whisk us to ancient Sumer where the super-buff, two-meter-tall King Gilgamesh builds cities in a month, bullies his people and generally acts like a rock-star tyrant. Fed up, the gods create Enkidu, a horned wildman who goes from sworn enemy to bromantic BFF after an epic fist-fight. Together they slay monsters, reject the love of the fiery goddess Ishtar and even defeat a divine bull. Yet their swagger has a price: the gods strike Enkidu down, plunging Gilgamesh into a frantic, almost slapstick quest for immortality that ends in failure and the sobering realization that no one can outrun death.
Packed with modern slang, veggie jokes and even a taco cameo, the song turns a 4,000-year-old story into a comedic music video that still preserves its timeless themes. Behind the cartoonish battles and meme-worthy lines lie messages about friendship, humility and the universal human fear of mortality—proof that, whether in clay tablets or catchy choruses, some stories never get old.
Pascu y Rodri turn Norse legend into a head-banging cartoon with Thor. The lyrics race through the god’s greatest hits: his flaming red beard, goat-drawn chariot, and that mighty hammer that never misses its mark. But the duo do more than list his powers—they gleefully point out his flaws. Thor gobbles entire oxen, falls for a giant’s trick, and even cross-dresses as a bride to win back his stolen weapon. The result is a playful reminder that even the strongest hero can be gullible when pride gets in the way.
The second half of the song hurtles into Thor and Loki’s trip to Jötunheim, where illusion tests muscle and wit. Loki loses an eating contest against the embodiment of fire, while Thor nearly drinks the ocean, wrestles old age, and lifts only one paw of the world-serpent disguised as a cat. Every victory is actually a defeat in disguise—until Thor’s rage finally breaks the spell. With rapid-fire rhymes, humorous asides, and a cheeky warning that you’re not a god, so take your meds, the track mixes mythology, comedy, and metal attitude, making ancient tales feel as wild and electric as a lightning strike.
Strap in for a whirlwind of trickery and chaos! Loki by Pascu y Rodri is a cheeky, rapid-fire retelling of Norse mythology’s most unpredictable troublemaker. The lyrics race through Loki’s greatest hits: his mixed parentage (half-giant, all mischief), his talent for shape-shifting into everything from a salmon to a seductive mare, and his knack for both helping and humiliating the gods. One moment he’s securing Thor’s mighty hammer and Odin’s legendary spear; the next he’s giving birth to an eight-legged horse after flirting with a giant’s stallion.
The song reminds us that Loki is equal parts hero and villain. He earns praise with dazzling gifts, then ruins the party by orchestrating Baldr’s death, getting his mouth sewn shut, and eventually sparking the apocalypse. Pascu y Rodri wrap these wild tales in punchy rhymes, playful shouts of “¡Fue Loki!” and contagious humor, teaching listeners that the god of lies is less about pure evil and more about embracing chaos, cunning, and consequences. Enjoy the ride, but be warned: spend too long with this track and you might start feeling a little Loki yourself!
Get ready for a history lesson that feels like a Saturday-morning cartoon! In their tongue-in-cheek track “Mulán,” Spanish duo Pascu y Rodri sprint through the legend of Hua Mulan with rapid-fire jokes, rock riffs, and plenty of modern slang. Instead of solemn drums and ancient scrolls, we get quirky narrators who welcome “jóvenes reclutas” and serve up the tale like a zany boot camp briefing, complete with references to duck wings, bathroom breaks, and gory punishments. The song jumps from needle-and-thread beginnings to high-stakes battles, constantly reminding us that this heroine’s sharp mind and sharper sword shatter every stereotype in her path.
Behind the comedy lies a clear message: gender limits are made to be smashed. Mulán saves her aging father, outwits seasoned warriors, captures the rebel leader, then politely refuses the emperor’s fancy job offer because she just wants to go home. When her friends finally learn she is a woman, they shrug and throw a party—because courage is what truly matters. With every riff and punchline, Pascu y Rodri celebrate self-determination, poke fun at rigid traditions, and shout to listeners that “las chicas también pueden reventarte la cabeza con un bate.” The result is a hilarious yet empowering anthem that turns a centuries-old legend into a modern reminder that bravery has no gender.
Destripando la Historia turns Steve Rogers’s saga into a turbo-charged comedy. In just a few breathless verses Pascu y Rodri whisk us from the frail Brooklyn kid who volunteers for a secret serum, to the smooth-chested, Nazi-punching icon we know as Captain America. The lyrics celebrate his trademark vibranium shield, his bromance with Bucky Barnes, and his World War II heroics, all while tossing in playful catch-phrases like “¡My God!” that keep the storytelling winking at the listener.
The second half crams decades of comic-book chaos into a carnival ride: Cap crashes into icy waters, thaws out to join the Avengers, battles Hydra, grumbles about Watergate, earns an art degree, briefly becomes a werewolf, and even hefts Thor’s hammer. The running gag is that no matter how many times he freezes, dies, or gets politically disillusioned, the star-spangled hero bounces back, shield in hand. The song ends with a cheeky PSA: if you want muscles like Cap, maybe skip the “super-serum” and stick to safer workouts!
Strap on your cosmic surfboard and get ready to laugh as Pascu y Rodri squeeze the tragic - and totally bonkers - life story of Marvel’s Thanos into a turbo-charged musical romp. The lyrics rocket from his lonely birth on Titan (purple skin, zero popularity) to the moment he vivisects his own mother, learns dark magic from Lady Death, and decides that mass genocide is the quickest way to impress his skeletal crush. Every outrageous deed, including vaporizing his home planet and casually erasing an Earth family, is delivered with tongue-in-cheek flair, turning the Mad Titan’s résumé of horrors into a darkly comedic fairy tale.
The fun keeps rolling as the song tracks his cosmic dating disasters: Death starts flirting with Deadpool, Drax vows revenge, and Thanos responds by hunting the Cosmic Cube and the Infinity Stones while raising little Gamora as a personal assassin. By the time he forges the golden glove, the track has painted him as the ultimate gym-bro super-villain - insanely powerful, hopelessly lovesick, and absolutely convinced that wiping out half the universe is the perfect grand gesture. In short, the song transforms grim comic-book lore into a riotous space opera that doubles as both a crash course in Marvel history and a laugh-out-loud jam.
Ready for a spine-tingling history lesson set to a catchy tune? In "El Origen De Halloween," Spanish duo Pascu y Rodri turn the classroom into a haunted house, guiding us from the ancient Celtic festival Samhain – when people believed the spirits of the dead walked among the living – through Roman crackdowns and a papal rebrand into All Saints’ Day. The party almost vanished, but 19th-century Irish immigrants carried it across the Atlantic, where the holiday was reborn in the United States with bonfires, costumes, and plenty of candy.
The song’s second half spotlights the mischievous legend of Stingy Jack, the trickster who outsmarted the Devil, was barred from Heaven and Hell, and now wanders the night with an ember glowing inside a carved turnip. American farmers had more pumpkins than turnips, so the iconic Jack O’Lantern got an orange makeover. Pascu y Rodri wrap it all up with a playful warning: enjoy Halloween, skip the sacrifices, and keep a glowing pumpkin at your door if you want to scare the Devil away!