Below, you will find the lyrics for Ass Like That by Eminem.
The way you shake it
I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it
You make my Slinky go
Doing, doing, doing
I don't believe it
It's almost too good to be true
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it
You make my Slinky go
Doing, doing, doing
The way she moves, she's like a belly-dancer
She's shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams
I think someone's at the door
But I don't think I'mma answer
Police saying 'Freeze!'
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean, 'Freeze'?
Please, I'm a human being
I have needs
I'm not done
Not 'till I'm finished peeing
I am not resisting arrest
I am agreeing
Mr. Officer
I'm already on my knees
I can't get on the ground any further
It's impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer
I just like to pee
Pee, pee, yes, I make R&B, I sing song
It go
Psych! I joke, I joke! I keed, I keed!
If I offend, I'm sorry!
Please, please, forgive!
For I am Triumph the Puppet Dog
I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything
I say and you will love it
The way you shake it
I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it
You make my Slinky go
Doing, doing, doing
Jessica Simpson
Looks so tempting'
Nick, I ain't never seen an ass like that
Everytime I see that show on MTV, my Slinky goes
Doing, doing, doing
Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they getting older
They're starting to grow bum-bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
Police saying 'Freeze!'
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean, 'Freeze'?
Geez, I just got my seat
I have ticket, look
I put it away, my zipper's zipped
Please do not remove me
From this movie theatre, please
I did not even get to see Mary-Kate's shower scene
I didn't mean to be obscene
Or make a great big scene
And don't treat me like I'm Pee Wee Herman
This movie's PG
Mr. Officer
I demand to see my attorney
I will simple plead innocent
Cop a plea, and be free
Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyer's with Michael
He's too busy?
I am Triumph
Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you'll laugh
'Cause there's a puppet on my hand
The way you shake it
I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it
You make my Slinky go
Doing, doing, doing
Hilary Duff is
Not quite old enough, so
I ain't never seen her butt like that
Maybe next year, I'll say ass
And she'll make my Slinky go
Doing, doing, doing
The way she moves, she dances like a go-go
In that video, she sings, 'Get out, you bozo
I need a new boyfriend!' Hi, my name is JoJo
Police saying 'Freeze!'
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean, 'Freeze'?
My computers will be seized
And my keys, to my ranch
I just bake cookies
Mr. Officer
Lookie, take a whiff of this
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me
No, not even me
I don't even know if I can say the word 'pee-pee'
Pee, on the radio but I think I did
Janet, is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit
Psych! I joke, I joke! I keed, I keed!
I don't think my joke is working
I must flee quick
Get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down
The way you shake it
I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it
You make my Slinky go
Doing, doing, doing
So Gwen Stefani
Will you on me, please
I ain't never seen an ass like that
'Cause the way you move it
You make my Slinky go
Doing, doing, doing
Is wrong with you?
Ha
Hey Blondie, I saved your poroxide ass again