Paradies Lyrics in English Die Toten Hosen

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Who can really say what'll happen to us
Maybe it's true after all
That life is a test
In which we're supposed to prove ourselves
Only whoever passes it with an A
May go to heaven
For the whole filthy rest
The hell of rebirth remains
As a tourist in Ibiza
As a traffic cop
As a clown in a circus show
That nobody wants to see
To escape this fate
We're supposed to make an honest effort
Start every day with a prayer
Instead of aspirin
Only whoever always runs straight to the confessional
Like it's a race
And lists all his sins there
Bargains for an acquittal
I don't wanna go to paradise
If the way there is so hard
I'm not filing for asylum
I'll stay here, fine by me
Whoever can hold knife and fork properly
And sits up straight while eating
Whoever always says thanks
Has a decent chance
Whoever obediently lines up everywhere
With polished shoes
Whoever bears their fate with humility
Salvation beckons to them
We're told to listen and pay attention
Do what we're told
Submit and copy
From the first to the last day
Always play nicely by the rules
They've ordered us
As they stand in the book of life
For eternity amen
I don't wanna go to paradise
If the way there is so hard
Who knows if we'll be better off there
Behind that door
I don't wanna go to paradise
If the way there is so hard
And before I beg on my knees
I'll stay here, fine by me
I don't wanna go to paradise
If the way there is so hard
If I'm not allowed in as I am
I'll stay outside the door
I don't wanna go to paradise
If the way there is so hard
I'm not filing for asylum
I'll stay here, fine by me
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WiedergeburtRebirth

Wiedergeburt translates directly to "rebirth" or "reincarnation". It's a profound and somewhat philosophical word that stands out in the lyrics.

In the song, it's used in a rather cynical way, describing the "Hölle der Wiedergeburt" (hell of rebirth) for those who don't make it to heaven. The band humorously suggests being reborn as a tourist on Ibiza or a traffic cop, giving a unique, ironic twist to a concept often associated with spiritual journeys.

Have you ever felt like life is a big test you have to pass to get into heaven? In "Paradies," Die Toten Hosen explore this idea with a healthy dose of sarcasm. The singer describes a life where you must follow a long list of strict rules to earn your spot in paradise. This includes everything from having perfect table manners and polished shoes to starting each day with a prayer instead of an aspirin.

But what if you fail the test? The song imagines a comical "hell of rebirth" where you might come back as an unwanted circus clown or a traffic cop. Faced with these rigid expectations, the singer makes a bold choice. He declares, "I don't want to go to paradise / If the way there is so difficult." He would rather stay right here on Earth than beg for entry or change who he is just to be allowed through the gates.

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