Offended Lyrics in English Eminem
Below, I translated the lyrics of the song Offended by Eminem from Russian to English.
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You claim if you get knocked by the cops
You claim if you get knocked by the cops
You'll give 'em not even a statement
You'll give 'em not even a statement
Walk in the arraignment
Walk in the arrangement
Shoot the bailiff, karate kick the plaintiff
Shoot the bailiff, karate kick the plaintiff
Gotti with the stainless
Gotti with the stainless
I'll just call it shoddy entertainment
I'll just call it shoddy entertainment
If y'all was in the party gettin' faded
If y'all was in the party gettin' faded
On molly, had the audience sedated
On molly, had the audience sedated
You wouldn't catch a body if it fainted
You wouldn't catch a body if it fainted
Probably let it fall and hit the pavement
Probably let it fall and hit the pavement
But you'd be the first lobbyin' to claim it
But you'd be the first lobbyin' to claim it
Bitch, stop bein' a lame
Bitch, stop being' a lame
Your hobby isn't robbery and dismemberin' body limbs
Your hobby isn't robbery and dismemberin' body limbs
Like you was Tommy Lynn Sells
Like you was Tommy Lynn Sells
And chainsawin' them in the basement
And chainsawin' them in the basement
Hardly fits your job description
Hardly fits your job description
Ain't nobody dippin' out the back of the club like, my God he's trippin''
Ain't nobody dippin' out the back of the club like, my God he's trippin''
Only time you get the blade is probably with the dang lawn equipment, ain't it?
Only time you get the blade is probably with the dang lawn equipment, ain't it?
Wouldn't take a bobby pin and wave it
Wouldn't take a bobby pin and wave it
I need to stop bein' debated
I need to stop being' debated
You're still copyin', Xeroxin', I'm still coppin' a feel
You're still copyin', Xeroxin', I'm still coppin' a feel
Like Bill Cosby at will, poppin' a pill
Like Bill Cosby at will, poppin' a pill
Then spill Oxys in Jill's coffee
Then spill Oxys in Jill's coffee
Then send her out to the hotel lobby a lil' wobbly and still groggy
Then send her out to the hotel lobby a lil' wobbly and still groggy
This blonde fuck's reprehensible
This blonde fuck's understandable
Misconducts, never sensible
Misconducts, never sensible
Kiss my butt, my set of principles
Kiss my butt, my set of principles
Is gone, but 'til I get the President to respond
Is gone, but 'til I get the President to respond
My pen and pencil is a missile launcher
My pen and pencil is a missile launcher
And send it to Mitch McConnell
And send it to Mitch McConnell
Just as big of a bitch as Donald, shit's on, bruh
Just as big of a bitch as Donald, shit's on, bruh
Let me sing this shit soprano while I do it pizzicato
Let me sing this shit soprano while I do it pizzicato
Ivanka, stiff arm her while I'm hittin' on Melania
Ivanka, stiff arm her while I'm hittin' on Melania
And this song's for all ya
And this song's for all ya
'Cause nobody likes me, everybody hates me
'Cause nobody likes me, everybody hates me
They want me to go eat some worms
They want me to go eat some worms
And drag my name through the mud, through the dirt
And drag my name through the mud, through the dirt
But I'ma make you eat your words
But I'ma make you eat your words
You can try to hold me down, but you better let me up
You can try to hold me down, but you better let me up
'Cause you're only gonna make things worse
'Cause you're only gonna make things worse
'Cause I swear when I get up, I'm never gonna let up
'Cause I swear when I get up, I'm never gonna let up
'Til everybody eats my turds
'Til everybody eats my turds
These drums and hard snares bring out the worst in me
These drums and hard snares bring out the worst in me
Like Justin Ross Harris at a nursery
Like Justin Ross Harris at a nursery
Goin' ham at candy yam on nanny cam
Goin' ham at candy yam on nanny cam
I'm gettin' handies with the zanny Xannys in the Caddy armrest
I'm gettin' handies with the zanny Xannys in the Caddy armrest
I'm imaginin' objects so I'm battin' cobwebs from a daddy longleg
I'm imagining' objects so I'm battin' cobwebs from a daddy long leg
In Hamtramck, got the panoramic camera
In Hamtramck, got the panoramic camera
Xanax, a banana hammock and a Santa hat
Xanax, a banana hammock and a Santa hat
I'm smellin' like a damn mechanic
I'm smellin' like a damn mechanic
With a chick that looks like Janet Jackson with a Spanish accent
With a chick that looks like Janet Jackson with a Spanish accent
Twice her age and I'm actin' half it
Twice her age and I'm actin' half it
Grow up? Nah, not that I know of, y'all
Grow up? Nah, not that I know of, y'all
Basement just got a frickin' overhaul
Basement just got a freakin' overhaul
Got a stripper pole installed
Got a stripper pole installed
Started rollin' all through those Klonopins like a bowlin' ball
Started rollin' all through those Klonopins like a bowling' ball
Like an overdose on twice the ratio of Propofol
Like an overdose on twice the ratio of Propofol
And go through no withdrawal
And go through no withdrawal
While I get fellatio and give a facial to
While I get fellatio and give a facial to
An interracial blow-up doll of Rachel Dolezal
An interracial blow-up doll of Rachel Dolezal
You're so appalled so's my manager
You're so appalled so's my manager
Bitch, I am mature, fuck a pro career
Bitch, I am mature, fuck a pro career
Coast is clear, but nowhere to go from here
Coast is clear, but nowhere to go from here
And nobody's close, so don't compare
And nobody's close, so don't compare
They ain't nowhere near, I'm way over here
They ain't nowhere near, I'm way over here
My competition can't see me 'cause I don't own a mirror
My competition can't see me 'cause I don't own a mirror
But, Marshall, you are terrific, so smart and gifted
But, Marshall, you are terrific, so smart and gifted
I'm so narcissistic, when I fart I sniff it
I'm so narcissistic, when I fart I sniff it
Do a fake dab to smell my armpits, whiff it
Do a fake dab to smell my armpits, whiff it
Your anxiety's throwin' gang signs
Your anxiety throwing' gang signs
But I made strides with these rape lines
But I made strides with these rape lines
I'm cuttin' back on women hate crimes
I'm cuttin' back on women hate crimes
Like Ray Rice when he FaceTimes
Like Ray Rice when he FaceTimes
Bang, bang, bang, bang time
Bang, bang, bang, bang time
Dang knives are butcher than gay wives
Dang knives are butcher than gay wives
You're gonna need sutures the same size
You're gonna need sutures the same size
As the blade I push into kaput ya
As the blade I push into kaput ya
When I pull 'em like sleigh rides
When I pull 'em like sleigh rides
Gotta stab a bitch at least eight times to make it on Dateline
Gotta stab a bitch at least eight times to make it on Dateline
I came to stake my claim like a canine waitin' in a buffet line
I came to stake my claim like a canine waitin' in a buffet line
So, Kellyanne Conway, I'm a really bad hombre
So, Kellyanne Conway, I'm a really bad hombre
Come play, belly dance on me
Come play, belly dance on me
I've been makin' wedding plans all day
I've been makin' wedding plans all day
'Cause nobody likes me, everybody hates me
'Cause nobody likes me, everybody hates me
They want me to go eat some worms
They want me to go eat some worms
And drag my name through the mud, through the dirt
And drag my name through the mud, through the dirt
But I'ma make you eat your words
But I'ma make you eat your words
You can try to hold me down, but you better let me up
You can try to hold me down, but you better let me up
'Cause you're only gonna make things worse
'Cause you're only gonna make things worse
'Cause I swear when I get up, I'm never gonna let up
'Cause I swear when I get up, I'm never gonna let up
'Til everybody eats my turds
'Til everybody eats my turds
Eight-year-old with the wordplay
Eight-year-old with the wordplay
Girl, take this pole like a survey
Girl, take this pole like a survey
Today wasn't my birthday
Today wasn't my birthday
But I'm caked up like a dessert tray
But I'm caked up like a dessert tray
So we're in shape, 'cause you're in a slurrin' state
So we're in shape, 'cause you're in a slurrin' state
I'm a ten, you're an eight
I'm a ten, you're an eight
Like what I do before, after and durin' rape
Like what I do before, after and during' rape
You wanna get into a pissin' contest and find out who's better?
You wanna get into a pissin' contest and find out who's better?
And be made a fool out of when I pull on 'em?
And be made a fool out of when I pull on 'em?
R. Kelly with a full bladder
R. Kelly with a full bladder
Non-high school grad, I'm not a scholar
Non-high school grad, I'm not a scholar
But I'm so cold when I'm droppin' knowledge
But I'm so cold when I'm droppin' knowledge
My degrees is the same as I got in college
My degrees are the same as I got in college
But nobody's hotter, you owe me my respect
But nobody's hotter, you owe me my respect
I owe you nada like Haloti, partner
I owe you nada like Haloti, partner
Blow me, told you I'm so dirty, homie
Blow me, told you I'm so dirty, homie
You can throw me in some holy water
You can throw me in some holy water
With some floaties on and get the soap and try to
With some floaties on and get the soap and try to
Get the Pope to hold me while you hose me off
Get the Pope to hold me while you hose me off
And nope, I won't be washed
And nope, I won't be washed
You hope to God I don't explode
You hope to God I don't explode
I gotta blow this spot up though, I got a lotta mo'
I gotta blow this spot up though, I got a lotta mo'
I won't put the sugar coatin' on it though
I won't put the sugar coating' on it though
'Cause sometimes you can feel like your energy's expired
'Cause sometimes you can feel like your energy's expired
Rap's got you drained, dead tired, zapped
Rap's got you drained, dead tired, zapped
You feel like a wet pile of crap
You feel like a wet pile of crap
But look, man, like the feds buggin' my phone
But look, man, like the feds buggin' my phone
Uh-huh, I get why you're tapped
Uh-huh, I get why you're tapped
But you gotta get your fire back
But you gotta get your fire back
Catch fire, get upset and fire back
Catch fire, get upset and fire back
Is what I tell myself when times get bad
Is what I tell myself when times get bad
'Cause sometimes I might get sad
'Cause sometimes I might get sad
But I take the same advice I had
But I took the same advice I had
And tell myself like I used to tell Hailie when life's a drag
And tell myself like I used to tell Hailie when life's a drag
Told her to do like her dad, don't cry, get mad
Told her to do like her dad, don't cry, get mad
'Cause little baby powders belong in diaper bags
'Cause little baby powders belong in diaper bags
I'm hyper, by the time you see this side of me
I'm hyper, by the time you see this side of me
I'm right in your ass
I'm right in your ass
Foot up it, I stood up for the kid
Foot up it, I stood up for the kid
Who had to put up with the bullies at his school
Who had to put up with the bullies at his school
You ain't have to have no money
You ain't have to have no money
Or go shoppin' just to cop a fuckin' attitude
Or go shoppin' just to cop a fuckin' attitude
Now my dough's amountin' to a mountain
Now my dough's amountin' to a mountain
It's rised too high to count it
It's risen too high to count it
Never asked to be rich, all I did was wish
Never asked to be rich, all I did was wish
I had a dime for every time that I was doubted
I had a dime for every time that I was doubted
But then I think about it and I'm enraged
But then I think about it and I'm enraged
'Cause I just figured out that if I was paid
'Cause I just figured out that if I was paid
For the time I spent to put the pen to the page
For the time I spent to put the pen to the page
It'd be minimum wage
It'd be minimum wage
But it's embedded in my head I never hunted for the bread and butter
But it's embedded in my head I never hunted for the bread and butter
What I wanted was to be the one that they was scared of but
What I wanted was to be the one that they were scared of but
I'm never gonna get the credit for the sweat and blood
I'm never gonna get the credit for the sweat and blood
I put up in the pen, and when I'm dead I wonder
I put up in the pen, and when I'm dead I wonder
Will they put me on a pedestal or forget I was ever this incredible
Will they put me on a pedestal or forget I was ever this incredible
I guess I better go harder than ever 'cause
I guess I better go harder than ever 'cause
I'll never get another mothafuckin' opportunity again
I'll never get another mothafuckin' opportunity again
To offend as many people with this I can simply because I can
To offend as many people with this I can simply because I can
'Cause nobody likes me, everybody hates me
'Cause nobody likes me, everybody hates me
They want me to go eat some worms
They want me to go eat some worms
And drag my name through the mud, through the dirt
And drag my name through the mud, through the dirt
But I'ma make you eat your words
But I'ma make you eat your words
You can try to hold me down, but you better let me up
You can try to hold me down, but you better let me up
'Cause you're only gonna make things worse
'Cause you're only gonna make things worse
'Cause I swear when I get up, I'm never gonna let up
'Cause I swear when I get up, I'm never gonna let up
'Til everybody eats my turds
'Til everybody eats my turds
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